What your name and birthday says about your conservation style…

Siobhan File —  12/09/2012

You’ll hear the dance of the kakatark before you see it.

Ever wondered what you’d be or do all day if you were a New Zealand native species? Well, just recall your name and date of birth, and follow the guide to create your own ‘species sentence’! For example, if your name is Sirocco Kakapo and you were born on the 23rd of March 1987, your sentence would be ‘I’m in love with fairy terns and my head grows bulbous because I snap my hairy pincers in the air and wave my feelers like I just don’t care.’

All parts of the sentences are based on characteristics and traits of New Zealand species, so mix and match them around to come up with your own ultimate Kiwi character.

Step one—what month is your birthday in?

January: I can’t stop thinking about
February: I look like
March: I’m in love with
April: I want to adopt
May: My feet smell like
June: I’m scared of
July: My laugh sounds like
August: My best friends are
September: My hair style resembles
October: I have the brains of
November: I compare myself to
December: I dance like

Step two—what day of the month is your birthday on?

Never get between an Albaru mother and her bulbous-headed hunting chick

1 – Elephant seals
2 – Kauri snails
3 – Whio
4 – Long tailed bats
5 – Great white sharks
6 – Takahē
7 – Tuatara
8 – Archey’s frogs
9 – Koaru
10 – New Zealand fur seals
11 – Humpback whales
12 – Giant bullys
13 – Pīwakawaka
14 – Kākā
15 – Tīeke
16 – Kārearea
17 – Yellow eyed penguins
18 – Mohua
19 – Kōkako
20 – Grand skinks
21 – Albatrosses
22 – Weta
23 – Fairy terns
24 – Maui’s dolphins
25 – Little penguins
26 – Kākāpō
27 – Eels
28 – Pāteke
29 – Kakī
30 – Ruru
31 – Rowi kiwi

Watch out for the God of all ugly things.

Step three—how old are you?

0–5: and I can never be tamed because
6–10: and I keep replacing my teeth because
11–15: and my head grows bulbous because
16–20: and I like elaborate ritual courtship because
21–25: and I call out ‘zeek zeek, zonk zonk’ because
26–30: and I’m God of all ugly things because
31–35: and I butt males with my tusks because
36–40: and I mate when it rains because
41–50: and I lick my eyes because
51–60: and I sing sweet songs to my partner because
61–70: and I’m heard before I’m seen because
70+: and I wear two coats of fur because

Step four—What is the first letter of your name?

Hey girls, d’you like my boom?

A–C: I’m too busy scoffing my face with hoho—Mmm.
D–F: I’m trying to attract the ladies with my boom hole in the ground.
G–J: I deserve an Oscar for my ‘pretending to be hurt’ performances to predators.
K–M: I’m actually a dinosaur—200 million years old!
N–P: Me and my harem girls flick sand over ourselves to keep cool.
Q–S: I snap my hairy pincers in the air and wave my feelers like I just don’t care.
T–V: Clever’s my middle name—I can swim and hunt within hours of being born. Boom.
W–Z: I get to sleep all winter and can use my wings as legs.

Harry the Hooker lays down the house rules in the harem.

Tell us what your conservation style is below and remember to share your style with your friends and family for Conservation Week 2012.

16 responses to What your name and birthday says about your conservation style…

  1. 

    I dance like little penguins and I mate when it rains because I deserve an Oscar for my ‘pretending to be hurt’ performances to predators.

  2. 

    My best friends are long-talied bats and I mate when it rains because I’m actually a dinosaur—200 million years old!

  3. 
    Meri C Fox-Szauter 13/09/2012 at 7:12 am

    I want to adopt Kaka and I sing sweet songs to my partner because I am actually a dinosaur – 200 million years old.

  4. 
    Ines Jatzwauk 13/09/2012 at 6:50 am

    I want to adopt Piwakawaka and I mate when it Rain because I deserve an Oscar for my “pretending to be hurt” performances to predators.

    Very intersting. 😉

  5. 

    I can’t stop thinking about fairy terns and I mate when it rains because I’m too busy scoffing my face with hoho – Mmm

  6. 

    I dance like New Zealand fur seals and I call out ‘zeek zeek, zonk zonk’ because I deserve an Oscar for my ‘pretending to be hurt’ performances to predators.

  7. 

    I have the brains of eels and I sing sweet songs to my partner because Im actually a dinosaur – 200 years old!

  8. 

    I’m in love with Ruru and I butt males with my tusks because I snap my hairy pincers in the air and wave my feelers like I just don’t care.

  9. 
    Verona-Meiana 12/09/2012 at 8:14 pm

    My best friends are Karearea and I mate when it rains because clever’s my middle name – I can swim and hunt within hours of being born. Boom!

  10. 

    My hair style resembles Koaru and I butt males with my tusks because I deserve an Oscar for my ‘pretending to be hurt’

  11. 
    catmeowl123 12/09/2012 at 6:41 pm

    I compare myself to Takahē and I keep replacing my teeth because I’m actually a dinosaur—200 million years old!

  12. 

    My best friends are Archey’s frogs and I lick my eyes because I’m trying to attract the ladies with my boom hole in the ground.

  13. 

    I dance like kauri snails and I lick my eyes because I snap my hairy pincers in the air and wave my feelers like I just don’t care…. like the first half, not sure about the second!

  14. 

    I dance like whio and I mate when it rains because me and my harem girls flick sand over ourselves to keep cool.

  15. 

    I want to adopt giant bullys and I’m heard before I’m seen because I’m actually a dinosaur—200 million years old!

  16. 

    I look like Kākā and sing sweet songs to my partner because “clever” is my middle name and I can swim and hunt within moments of being born. Boom. 😀