Archives For 30/11/1999

Come behind the scenes and into the jobs, the challenges, the highlights, and the personalities of the people who work at the Department of Conservation (DOC).

Today we profile Acting Programme Manager – Biodiversity Assets, Chris Birmingham.

Chris Birmingham holding Rangi the kakapo in native bush.

Me with Rangi the kākāpō, unfound for 21 years until that fateful Waitangi Day in 2009

Position: Usually I am the Island Ranger/Manager of Te Hoiere/Maud Island Scientific Reserve in Pelorus Sound, but I am currently ‘pretend’ Programme Manager Biodiversity Assets in the Sounds Area Office for four months.

At work…

What kind of things do you do in your role?  

I manage Maud Island Scientific Reserve. This involves a plethora of things: monitoring the takahē population, quarantine and biosecurity, driving boats, driving tractors, managing visitors —including researchers and volunteers. We run day trips for the public in summer and host conservation volunteers and overnight school groups from the local area.

We do pines and other weed control, infrastructure management including the alternative energy set up on Maud, predator control and trapping, species monitoring and translocations, we even manage a small flock of sheep. I don’t sheer them though. I am an Area Warranted Officer and, oh yes, perhaps my biggest challenge, keeping a certain big green budgie in the manner to which he has become accustomed while he isn’t tied up with his Spokesbird activities.

Two pesky and noicy pukeko standing on Chris Birminham's deck.

The pesky noisy neighbours over for a cuppa

What is the best part about your job?  

Simple, I live and work on a beautiful island! I step outside and there I am, at work, no commuting necessary!

We share our house with geckos, giant weta and takahē to name a few… and we have a real live “fort” on Maud which might have one of the best views in the country—great spot for an after work beverage.

What is the hardest part about your job?

Linda and Chris standing on Maud Island with a bay in the background on a very sunny day.

Linda and I at home on Maud Island, Home Bay in the background, corker day

Isolation can be an issue. Careful planning is required to ensure things like fresh coffee, beer, wine, and cheese don’t run out. Thankfully we have a good relationship with the Pelorus mailboat.

I also miss family and friends, social engagements and family affairs. Luckily my fiancée Linda and I see this as an advantage sometimes too!

There are some work issues to deal with as well, of course!

The Fort on Maud Island, a concrete structure with a bicycle in the middle and islands in the background.

The Fort on Maud Island, every young (and older) boy’s dream!

What led you to your role in DOC? 

A Bachelor of the Arts in Sociology (relevant much?), followed by several years applying that as a bicycle courier on the mean streets of Auckland before a move into the office. This was followed by a sudden revelation that I didn’t want to do that forever more, provoked by a visit to a DOC friend on Rakiura. Six months later I was back there as a “weedo” exploring all the beauty and splendour of Stewart Island. For a boy from Auckland you can imagine the culture shock! No ecology/zoology/wildlife diplomas or degrees, I snuck in the back door! Since then I have spent a lot of time on islands… and the rest they say, is history.

What was your highlight from the month just gone? 

A dark grey Navy Seasprite helicopter lifts a new electricity generator on to the island beside a lighthouse.

Navy Seasprite lifting a new generator into place, Takapourewa/Stephens Island

Working with the Navy to effect the Takapourewa/Stephens Island resupply, moving six ton of equipment from Picton to Wellington onto the HMNZS Canterbury who then flew it onto Takapourewa with their Seasprite helicopter. The logistics were huge, the weather was atrocious, but at the end of it all everything panned out nicely. Credit to the Navy who hung about and waited for the wind to drop below 50 knots! A great example of interagency cooperation.

The rule of three…

Three loves

  1. Islands—in particular the islands of Aotearoa, but I am fascinated by islands in general as microcosms of biology.
  2. Bicycles, usually old, sometimes in pieces, mostly unrideable. It’s not really a love, more of an addiction and I should maybe seek help.
  3. Music. I don’t understand people who don’t enjoy quality music in some form or other and settle for the pfaff that commercial radio chucks at you. Justin Bieber and Katy Perry, I’m looking at you!

Three pet peeves

  1. Cats, feral and otherwise. Well, actually all introduced mammals.
  2. The Maud Island takahē when they decide that 3.30am is an acceptable time to call out (while on our front lawn or even front deck) to their mate, “I’m overrrrrrr heeeeere!” Who then responds, and they have a duelling banjos kind of stand off for 10 minutes. Life is tough!
  3. The pukeko who see fit to remove plants from our garden on Maud for the apparent fun of it, not to mention the ngaio that were so lovingly planted by volunteers.

Three foods

  1. All spicy food really, I like food you can taste!
  2. Linda’s Asian delights.
    Cheese and quality boutique beer from Marlborough brewers like Moa and Renaissance—beer is a food!

Three favourite places in New Zealand other than Maud Island/Te Hoiere

  1. Dusky Sound. I was lucky enough to live and work there on Anchor Island for a while and believe every New Zealander needs to visit the outer reaches of Fiordand if they can. Milford Sound is nice, Doubtful is pretty cool, BUT Dusky rules them all!
  2. Little Barrier Island, a fine example of primordial New Zealand. I lived there once, I met my wife to be Linda there, and one day we’ll get back.
  3. Te Anau—beautiful little town full of awesome people and stunning views.
Chris Birmingham standing on on a peak at dusk with various islands behind him.

Anchoria, Dusky Sound, with Reso in the background, in the footsteps of Richard Henry, can you smell the serenity?

Favourite movie, album, book

  1. Movie: The Big Lebowski – “the dude does not abide!”
  2. Album: Bailter Space – Robot World, seminal Noo Zilland band. Don’t blame me if you don’t like it though!
  3. Book: Currently I am reading Song of the Dodo by David Quammen, I’ll let you know how it goes.

Deep and meaningful…

What piece of advice would you tell your 18 year old self? 

Self, I would say, go and learn a trade before you do anything else. It will stand you in good stead later in life wherever you are and whatever you do. And don’t draw down all that student loan, you’ll still be paying it off in 20 years!

Who or what inspires you and why?

Good managers, who lead by example, who can get the most out of staff and help them realise their potential. I have always been (mostly) lucky to work under such managers in different organisations. Also Richard Henry, following in his Dusky footsteps (sometimes literally) is something I will remember forever.

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? 

Taller! My mother always said I’d grow but I hoped it would happen before I was 17! Thanks Mum.

And now, if you weren’t working at DOC, what would you want to be?

I hate to think what could have become of me. I found my niche when I left Auckland and headed south!

Chris Birmingham on a rugged, rocky coast with three others filming a television show.

Chalky Island, filming Wild Coasts Fiordland with Craig Potton, nice work if you can get it!

What sustainability tip would you like to pass on? 

Leave your car at home if you can, or catch a ride with a friend. Better yet, use public transport or your bike.

Which green behaviour would you like to adopt this year—at home? At work?

We already recycle everything and live off grid! So probably better composting practices at home on Maud involving more Saturday afternoon sheep pellet scooping missions! At work, trying to make the island houses more sustainable and nicer to live in with better insulation, double glazing and more efficient, modern heating.

If you could be any New Zealand native species for a day, what would you be and why?    

Either a kārearea or a kea. The falcon because the idea of flying fast appeals and being at the right end of the food chain would be good! The kea because, well it just looks like fun being a kea doesn’t it? Not to mention being the avian equivalent of a border collie with all that brain power!

What piece of advice or message would you want to give to New Zealanders when it comes to conservation? 

We’re on a big drive to get kiwis to engage in, and value conservation. To me that doesn’t necessarily mean getting out there and running a trap line, pouring your hard earned money into a community project or giving up valuable time to help save a species. It can be as simple as reducing your waste levels, not replacing the family cat (can you tell I don’t like cats?) or planting native trees in your garden for our birds. Even just becoming aware of the plight of our native flora and fauna. Every little bit helps.

You’ll hear the dance of the kakatark before you see it.

Ever wondered what you’d be or do all day if you were a New Zealand native species? Well, just recall your name and date of birth, and follow the guide to create your own ‘species sentence’! For example, if your name is Sirocco Kakapo and you were born on the 23rd of March 1987, your sentence would be ‘I’m in love with fairy terns and my head grows bulbous because I snap my hairy pincers in the air and wave my feelers like I just don’t care.’

All parts of the sentences are based on characteristics and traits of New Zealand species, so mix and match them around to come up with your own ultimate Kiwi character.

Step one—what month is your birthday in?

January: I can’t stop thinking about
February: I look like
March: I’m in love with
April: I want to adopt
May: My feet smell like
June: I’m scared of
July: My laugh sounds like
August: My best friends are
September: My hair style resembles
October: I have the brains of
November: I compare myself to
December: I dance like

Step two—what day of the month is your birthday on?

Never get between an Albaru mother and her bulbous-headed hunting chick

1 – Elephant seals
2 – Kauri snails
3 – Whio
4 – Long tailed bats
5 – Great white sharks
6 – Takahē
7 – Tuatara
8 – Archey’s frogs
9 – Koaru
10 – New Zealand fur seals
11 – Humpback whales
12 – Giant bullys
13 – Pīwakawaka
14 – Kākā
15 – Tīeke
16 – Kārearea
17 – Yellow eyed penguins
18 – Mohua
19 – Kōkako
20 – Grand skinks
21 – Albatrosses
22 – Weta
23 – Fairy terns
24 – Maui’s dolphins
25 – Little penguins
26 – Kākāpō
27 – Eels
28 – Pāteke
29 – Kakī
30 – Ruru
31 – Rowi kiwi

Watch out for the God of all ugly things.

Step three—how old are you?

0–5: and I can never be tamed because
6–10: and I keep replacing my teeth because
11–15: and my head grows bulbous because
16–20: and I like elaborate ritual courtship because
21–25: and I call out ‘zeek zeek, zonk zonk’ because
26–30: and I’m God of all ugly things because
31–35: and I butt males with my tusks because
36–40: and I mate when it rains because
41–50: and I lick my eyes because
51–60: and I sing sweet songs to my partner because
61–70: and I’m heard before I’m seen because
70+: and I wear two coats of fur because

Step four—What is the first letter of your name?

Hey girls, d’you like my boom?

A–C: I’m too busy scoffing my face with hoho—Mmm.
D–F: I’m trying to attract the ladies with my boom hole in the ground.
G–J: I deserve an Oscar for my ‘pretending to be hurt’ performances to predators.
K–M: I’m actually a dinosaur—200 million years old!
N–P: Me and my harem girls flick sand over ourselves to keep cool.
Q–S: I snap my hairy pincers in the air and wave my feelers like I just don’t care.
T–V: Clever’s my middle name—I can swim and hunt within hours of being born. Boom.
W–Z: I get to sleep all winter and can use my wings as legs.

Harry the Hooker lays down the house rules in the harem.

Tell us what your conservation style is below and remember to share your style with your friends and family for Conservation Week 2012.

The giveaway is now closed. The lucky winner is Margaret Brown from Wainuiomata. Thanks for your comments everyone.

Skraaaaarrrk! Sirocco: The Rock-Star Kakapo book will be launched on Friday and, thanks to Random House NZ, I’ve got a copy to give away.

“Aimed at children, but equally appealing to adults, Sirocco: The Rock-Star Kakapo by Sarah Ell, tells the story of the remarkable parrot who has become a worldwide sensation.” 

Did you read that? I’m a remarkable parrot! I’m a worldwide sensation! Boom! Truthfully, we already knew that though, didn’t we? 

“Following his journey from sick chick to conservation superstar, the book also features more specific information about kakapo and the recovery programme.” 

I’ve always said, “No kakapo is an island”. It’s nice to know that my kakapo mates, and the recovery programme, get a shout out in my story. 

“With royalties from the book going to Kakapo Recovery, readers can enjoy Sirocco’s story whilst also knowing they are playing their part to aid his species’ recovery.”

So, even if you don’t win a copy, you should probably buy one. Kakapo Recovery, and your coffee table, will thank you for it. 

To be in to win a copy of Sirocco: The Rock-Star Kakapo, leave a comment on this post before 12 noon, Thursday 6 September 2012, telling me why you want the book. A winner will be selected at random and contacted by email. 

The giveaway is open to everyone, except employees of the Department of Conservation, Random House New Zealand, and their immediate families. 

Good luck! 

Sirocco: The Rock-Star Kakapo is valued at $24.99 and will be available from all good bookstores nationwide.

Every Friday Jobs at DOC will take you behind the scenes and into the jobs, the challenges, the highlights, and the personalities of the people who work at the Department of Conservation.

Today we profile Haast Tokoeka Kiwi Team Ranger, Blair Douglas Hoult.

Catching a female kiwi up in the alpine scrub with Tuss

At work…

Position: Kiwi looker afterer

What kind of things do you do in your role?

Track down the rare New Zealand womble, drive boats, walk up hills… then down hills… then turns out it was back up the hill… up hills.

What is the best part about your job?

That my job, a lot of the time, doesn’t seem like a job… and my dog Tussock.

What is the hardest part about your job?

Driving to the Sanctuary (Haast Tokoeka Kiwi Sanctuary) when the surf’s cranking.

What led you to your role in DOC?

A bunch of randomness. I used to Chef but I chopped my finger. Instead, found the job on the net… then the next thing I know—life rules.

What was your highlight from the month just gone?

The West Coast weather.

The mouth of the Moeraki—just a walk from my house

The rule of three…

Three loves

  1. Haast
  2. Tussock the dog
  3. Flying

    My dog Tussock in the Haast Sanctuary

Three pet peeves

  1. Frozen boots
  2. Burnt toast
  3. Wet wetsuits

Three foods 

  1. Baked beans (way better than spaghetti) 
  2. A mean Sunday roast
  3. Lamb chops

Three favourite places in New Zealand

  1. Whakapohai
  2. Hot Water Beach
  3. Ohinimaka

The beautiful Haast Sanctuary—my office

Favourite movie, album, book

  1. Movie: Forrest Gump
  2. Album: Van Morrison’s Been good lately
  3. Book: Francis Chichester’s book—a good read about an amazing navigator

Deep and meaningful…

What piece of advice would you tell your 18 year old self?

To be fast, first you must be slow because slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

After I'd restored Dad's microlight to its former glory

Who or what inspires you and why?

My friends because they are all different but are Oarsome and do freakin’ good things. Oh and this old couple I used to work for—they have been married for 50 years and are like a couple of teenagers!

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I dunno, I changed my mind all the time… maybe a pilot/All Black kinda kid… I always liked the Animal connection, they smell good.

And now, if you weren’t working at DOC, what would you want to be?

Hmmm ummm I reckon Dr Martin’s pretty cool.

What sustainability tip would you like to pass on?

Save DOC some money and camp when you go away… DOC has amazing camp grounds.

Which green behaviour would you like to adopt this year—at home? At work?

To make do with what I have. Fixed things are better than new things because then they are classic and classic is class.

If you could be any New Zealand native species for a day, what would you be and why?

A kākāpō! Turn up the boom bass!

What piece of advice or message would you want to give to New Zealanders when it comes to conservation?

Be proud of DOC… we are world leaders.

It probably doesn’t surprise you to hear that people love visiting our native animals online at www.doc.govt.nz. What may surprise you are the native animals people like visiting the most.

#10 Kaka

This amusing, social and boisterous parrot seems to be as much fun to hang out with online as in the real world.

Kaka

#9 Frogs

New Zealand’s four species of native frog may be cold-blooded, but they’re warmly regarded, and well visited, on the DOC website.

Hamilton's frog

#8 Tui

It’s not too much of a stretch to see why this pretty and popular song bird made the list. 

Tui feeding

#7 Kakapo

This eccentric New Zealand parrot has a huge following, partly due to their high profile ambassador Sirocco, who regularly makes news headlines around the world.

Kakapo chicks

#6 Tuatara

The only survivor of an ancient group of reptiles that roamed the earth at the same time as dinosaurs, tuatara are internationally famous and endlessly fascinating.

Tuatara

#5 Bats

Maori refer to bats as pekapeka and associate them with the mythical, night-flying bird, hokioi, which foretells death or disaster. Despite this rather gloomy association we still love visiting them.

Short-tailed bat cluster

#4 Kiwi

The kiwi is New Zealand’s national icon and unofficial national emblem. The only surprise about kiwi would’ve been if it didn’t make our top 10.

Kiwi

#3 Weta

Beating many a fair and feathered creature, New Zealand’s most recognisable creepy-crawly takes third place.

Giant weta

#2 Eel

These slimy and snake-like creatures obviously have more love out there than we give them credit for.   

Longfin eel

#1 Gecko

One look at the photos on the gecko pages and you’ll understand why these gorgeous creatures made it to the number one spot.

Marlborough green gecko

So, that’s the top 10 native animals of 2011, based on the number of visits each of them received on the DOC website during the year. Do you think visitor numbers have given us an accurate picture of popularity? Did your favourite make the list? Let’s take a quick poll to find out…